let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He has the fingertips of a God
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