fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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