is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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