Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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