in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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