I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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