good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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