he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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