The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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