thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
why do cheetos always look like penises
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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