NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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