3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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