When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
my liver is dry heaving
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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