do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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