just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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