You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
