Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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