Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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