Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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