butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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