i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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