His pubic hair was longer than his dick
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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