what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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