I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
