can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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