North Korea, Best Korea!
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
how does that bad decision feel?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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