I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
