This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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