walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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