Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize