If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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