So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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