i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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