Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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