dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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