I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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