if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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