So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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