you win again, gameday.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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