I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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