You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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