Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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