On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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