and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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