sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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