she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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