I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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