Swine flu. Run for my life!
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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