Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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