am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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