Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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