Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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