Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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