just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Your cock deserves a montage
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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