So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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